2011 VMA Minute-To-Minute coverage

I actually watched the VMAs this year. (This was the first time I ever, and I mean ever sat through an entire award show o__x) Anddd. I live blogged it. Yep e__e

9:01PM: Is... that... Lady Gaga..? It's sad how Lady Gaga looks more attractive as a male.

9:04pm: If this chick don't shut up already.

9:05pm My god... she's preformed the same song on 3 different shows. CAN WE HEAR SOMETHING ELSE?

9:09pm: I thought they said her performance was supposed to make history. e__e

9:10pm KEVIN HART PLEASE MAKE ME INTERESTED IN THIS SHOW AGAIN.

9:11pm: Lil' Wayne's thug smile.

9:13pm: o__o... let me take this time out to speak to the Maraj family

Dear Maraj family, Ya'll need to come get Nicki, chick is up here looking like she fell into an Otaku's closet. I'm concerned...

9:15pm: ..... ADELE AINT WIN? AW HELL NO. -__- -mumbles-

9:18pm: I hate when artists remix the song during live performances. Excuse me Jessie J, WE LIKED THE RECORDED VERSION.

9:19pm: During this commercial break, let's take the time to talk about Tyler, The Creator's mother during the pre-show.

Dear, Tyler.

You know good and damn well you shouldn’t do your mother like that. Why didn’t you tell her she looks a hot mess?

The woman looks like the Vampire-ghost of Hellen Keller dressed her.

9:24pm: Kayne and Jay-Z.. ehh..

9:27pm: Best rock video goes to foo fighters..... o_O Who dey?

9:29pm: YA'LL CUT OFF JESSIE J'S BEAUTIFUL VOICE AGAIN? -__- FUCK YA'LL.

9:34pm: Cali Swag District, Kreayshawn, Rebecca Black and Kevin Hart. o__o That was.. awkward..

9:36pm: ODD FUTURE!!! I know I was roasting Tyler's mother earlier, but DAMN. Tyler is cute/sexy.

Oh. only I think that..? iight then..

9:37pm: Nicki Minaj won.... Over Lupe? AW HELL NO. FUCK AMERICAN MUSIC. I'M DONE. I'M DONE.

Mom: Isnt that the butt lady?

Me: What?

Mom: You know... the lady with the huge butt?

Me: ... Oh my god

9:39pm: If ya'll cut Jessie J off one more time... -__-

9:41PM: Now Im going to talk about LMFAO... WHO TOLD THESE FOOLS THEY COULD SHUFFLE? No. No. No. JUST NO.

"Everyday I'm shufflin!" No. No. No. I don’t know what the hell ya'll are doing, BUT SHUFFLING' ISNT IT.

This is why I hate pop culture, you just had to fuck with our hipster dances. GTFO.

9:44pm: MY GOD.... Do.. DO YOU SEE DEMI LAVATOS BODY IN THAT DRESS?

#DemiLavatosBodyTurnedMeLesbian

9:45pm: ... That bitch really won? Yeah. I'm happy for Kayne, but I strongly dislike Katy Perry's fake ass...

9:50pm: Neyo and Pitbull's performances was okay.. o__o Eh.. (When does this show go off anyway?)

9:52pm: THE 3RD TIME YA'LL CUT JESSIE OFF!!!!!!!!!! -___-

9:54pm: Crap.. butt cramps -___-

9:59pm: YOU BETTER SLAY THIS PREFORMANCE ADELE! 

10:04pm: Let's talk about Adele's performance, It. Gave. Me. LIFE. Best performance of the night! Her vocals, her stage presence...

EVERYTHING!!!!!!! Mainstream music needs more artists like her

-- Oh, and they cut Jessie J off again .__.

10:10pm: Kim Kardashian? Why is she up there? Exactly WHAT has she done for music?

10:12pm: Justin Bieber won!  I don't know for what category.... but YAY 

10:16pm: -Sigh- Bored with Chris Brown's performance.. The flip was cool though.

10:21pm: It's sad how in American society woman-beaters can be treated so well.... eh.

10:24pm: WHY THE HELL DID THEY BRING MAN-GAGA BACK OUT?

10:27pm: A bunch of tween girls dancing way too sexy for this Britney Spears tribute. I hate belonging to the generation that grew/grows up too fast....

10:29pm: Is man-gaga supposed to be funny...?

10:30pm: WHOA. Beyonce is wearing clothes while performing O___O Oh, she's pregnant? Dang~

10:34pm: I can tell whenever there's going to be a commercial break, they make Jessie J sing.

10:42pm: TYLER WON! TYLER WON! HAHA, TOLD YA'LL! -SHUFFLE-

10:46pm: I only watched this damn thing for Adele and Tyler, I could care less about the rest.

10:58pm: If Lady Gaga doesn’t shut up with that, "Im born this way" crap. -__-

11:05pm: I thought this went off at 11pm... this Amy Whinehouse tribute should have been earlier in the show.

11:20pm ... Really? Katy perry? Good and damn well she didn’t deserve that award.

Adele, Tyler, HELL. EVEN BRUNO should have won over her. Smh.

11:23pm: That rapping was lame Drake... still love ya' though.

11:24pm: Wait... they build auto-tone into mics now? -__- If Lil' Wayne don’t sit himself down.

11:27pm: Was my TV acting up? Or was Lil' Wayne's performance 70% silence due to swearing?

So... the show is over, that ends my live blogging..thing, whatever. Alright. Goodnight. Im tired now...

Goodnight, congrats to Tyler for winning and... yep.