Single is not a status, here is a new meaning that he just made up. :)

And if your not single, your not strong, you don't enjoy life, and you take bullshit?

I swear, People come up with the dumbest phrases to make themselves feel better when they're single...

(Before ya'll jump on me. There is not a thing wrong with being single. But yeah, face it. Single is a status.)

Please keep your tounge in your mouth.

If you take pictures like this:


You need to sit down and reEvaluate your life.

(Cause probably.... YOU AINT SH*T!)

Find the mistake!

The whole thing looks like a mistake in my opinion..

F*ck the world wit' a long dick!

Not crazy at all.