Alley Boy Says Rappers Have To Pay Homage Or Pay Up If They Coming Through Atlanta. (Sit yo ass DOWN.)

This represents 70% of African-Americans living in Atlanta.
I'm almost ashamed to say I live here sometimes....


And second... WHO IS THIS GUY? I have never, ever heard of him. I mean, if someone like.. Say Gucci Mane (He's from Atlanta right..?) says it, then maybe it would be slighty more intimidating.

But this guy... Mr erm. "Alley Boy"
Listen dude, you need to sit your ass down. No one knows who you are, no one knows your goons. You look like a single punch could knock you across a field. Just stop. -__-

Usher wants Pippa for-- his new linerge line?

http://clutchmagonline.com/2011/06/royal-ambitions-usher-seeking-out-pippa-middleton-for-lingerie-line/

Dear Usher,
-Pulls out chair-
SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!
Out of all the people, in this entire Earth, You want PIPPA? Pippa MIDDLETON? The Princesses SISTER? (I mean, The Dutchesss of.. whatever-- Either way. Her Sister is a freaking Royal)
To help with your LINGERE LINE?
-Pulls out several chairs-
Yeah, sit your ass down in these too. I just can't deal with you.
I can't... I JUST CAN'T.