http://clutchmagonline.com/2011/06/royal-ambitions-usher-seeking-out-pippa-middleton-for-lingerie-line/
Dear Usher,
-Pulls out chair-
SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!
Out of all the people, in this entire Earth, You want PIPPA? Pippa MIDDLETON? The Princesses SISTER? (I mean, The Dutchesss of.. whatever-- Either way. Her Sister is a freaking Royal)
To help with your LINGERE LINE?
-Pulls out several chairs-
Yeah, sit your ass down in these too. I just can't deal with you.
I can't... I JUST CAN'T.
