F*ck the world wit' a long dick!

Not crazy at all.

This is what I do with my free time...

Gucci Mane and Nicki Minaj

Lil' Wayne and Miley Cyrus

Jim Jones and Lil' Kim

And just for VIPs out there..

GD & TOP.
.... Your welcome Kristan.

Why do Women have to shave their erm... You know?

Alright.....
So my Twitter Timeline is going crazy with this chick, (Dang, shes even trending, poor girl.)
Because of this video,
http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/33994
(The video involves a chick masturbating, just warning you.)

Which brings me to my question,
Why do women have to shave to avoid judgement?
I mean, All I'm hearing are these thristy, lonely ass dudes, and Dirty hoes talking about,
"Awwww! She needa' shave tha' cootchie!"
... Uhm, Why exactly?

I honestly don't see the reason to shave there, I mean, some women do because they say they feel cleaner.
But actually... Its just hair. I mean, really. Its not going to kill you.
And then my thristy guyfriends are talking about,
"Ewww. I wouldn't eat that."
Or
"Dayummm, she needa trem dat' bush, I ain't gonna smash."
(Actually, these guys would have sex with any woman that offered, even if she had Blue Waffle, So I don't know why they're lying)

I even see campains telling women to "Shave they're erm, "Kitty".
I think its stupid, Ladies. If a guy decides he doesn't want to sleep with you, JUST because of your pubic hair.
Dump him- I mean as long as your clean, he shouldnt even care.
Now I know someone is going to be like,
"Pshh! You probably got a bush too! Stupid Feminist."
1. I will not share details of how my private area is kept, thank you.
2. I'm not a Feminist, honestly, I don't know enough about the Womens Rights Movement to even be a Feminist.

In conclusion, .... Theres really nothing wrong with this video. (Well, besides the fact that shes naked, and shes masturbating..... ) I'm going to say the most ghetto thing ever, mostly because I'm tired, and I don't feel like giving an intelligent ending statement,
Who cares about dem' hatahs!!! It is yo' American RIGHT to masturbate on camera, showin' yo hairy kitty n' errthanggg, just let dem' hatahs, keep hattin', just do you boo.


Goodnight.

I'm not a violent person..

After getting into an argument with my jumpoff. (Lmao JK. My boyfriend)

I'm not going to go into what happened, or what was said.

But I thought about it,

My exes have pissed me off endless times, Cheated, Lied. ETC

But I thought about it, I never, ever wanted to do any physical harm to them.

Now of course, I've said something like, "I'm going to kick his ASS!!" when M cheated on me. But was I really going to do it? Nope.

Why? Mostly because I don't like fighting/arguing. Theres only like, 1 of my exes that I've ever seriously wished misfortune on. (Well, He almost drove a friend of mine to kill herself. So. That contributed to it, and other reasons.)

But yep, Never wanted to harm them with my own hands.

Even one of my exes, this dude stalked me, did not want me to talking to anyone that was not him, threatened my friends, questioned me when I talked to a guy, asked my friends daily if I said anything about him, or if I was talking to another guy.

Even almost fought one of my friends because he liked me- no other reason besides that. Just because he liked me. I dislike this guy with a passion, but I don't wish misfortune on him, or have ever even thought about me, or anyone else harming him.

Maybe because I'm just a nice girl? Possibly.

Even for another example, This guy. I will be honest, I fell for him and all. He apparently "loved" me too. But he cheated on me... Like 10+ times. (How do I know? He announced it on Facebook. I guess he forgot I was on his friendslist.)

And I've told a few friends, "I swear. When I see him I'm beating the shit out of him"

What did I do next time I saw him? Sat on the couch and watched Adventure time with him in silence. Yeah. I know. Stupid right? And even weeks later after our breakup when we became friends. We got in a swearing fight over rap music. I thought again, "Yep. I'mma beat his ass". Did I? No. Did I dream about it? No.

And most likely, I never will. I'm not a hateful person. I think Idle-Threats alot of the time, but I would never want to harm one of my boyfriends/exes.

-- Now hiring someone else to harm them is another story... :) Joking!!

• Have you ever wished Misfortune, Such as physical harm, death, or just anything plain-- well. Unfortunate on your partner?
• Have you ever harmed your partner, or wished to do so?