Attention: For some reason, blogger is being ignorant and doesnt show my the text in my posts, only the title. So... I'm going to be on hiatus for a few days until I set up a wordpress blog. o3o Bai for now!

[Subliminal Rant 1#] "Stop flirting with my friends. Thanks."

Alley Boy Says Rappers Have To Pay Homage Or Pay Up If They Coming Through Atlanta. (Sit yo ass DOWN.)

This represents 70% of African-Americans living in Atlanta.
I'm almost ashamed to say I live here sometimes....


And second... WHO IS THIS GUY? I have never, ever heard of him. I mean, if someone like.. Say Gucci Mane (He's from Atlanta right..?) says it, then maybe it would be slighty more intimidating.

But this guy... Mr erm. "Alley Boy"
Listen dude, you need to sit your ass down. No one knows who you are, no one knows your goons. You look like a single punch could knock you across a field. Just stop. -__-

It aint my DAMN fault.

Laaawd. I always hear this crap from the Black community!

"Chilee! You need to eat!"
"You so skinny, you need to put some meat on those bones!"
"Oooh your waist is so skinny! Have you been eating?"

And I was just surfin' Facebook, and this post.. well yeah pretty much pissed me off.

I see absolutely nothing wrong with that girl. She doesnt look unhealthy, shes just tiny.

Some girls are just naturally like that. Damnit, I'M like that.

Not trying to brag here. But I'm really "Skinny".

I'm 5'5 and currently only 104 pounds.

People always ask me, "WHY DONT YOU GAIN ANY WEIGHT?"

Because honestly, I. Freaking. Can't.  I could eat all damn day, and I don't gain more than 2 pounds. But if I go even a day without eating, I'll lose 1 pound.  Yes I know theres a bunch of women saying, "PSSSH. PLEASE. I WISH I could eat like that."

The grass isnt always greener on the other side.   I wish I was a bit thicker! I love my body how it is now, like I should. But if I went up a cup size and gained about 3 inches on my hips. I'd be happy as hell!

-SIIIIIIIGH- I'm done for now .___.

(And before someone jumps on me, yes we're all entitled to our own opinions, if he thinks someone being that skinny is disgusting, then thats his right to think so. But that doesnt mean I can't be slightly pissed off by it ._.)

4TH OF JULY BLOG: FIREWORKS

You can hate on her all you want, but you have to admit, she is saying everything everyone else in the industry is afraid to say. Respect to her.

"U Mad Bro?" Original Song-- CrippleWithswag!

Let me start off by saying I love this girl, she's totally brave, fierce and and all around badass, its encouraging how she doesnt let her disability stop her.

BUT...

These lyrics... Just... -Sigh- I just...

At least it isnt as bad as My Vagina Aint Handicapped.

Power to her, though..

So about Rebecca Black..

I'm a chick... so I can say this without being questioned as a pedophile or a pervert. So I'll just speak for all the other males out there that think the exact same thing.

Rebecca Black has the BIGGEST rack I have EVERRR, EVERRR, EVERRRERERER seen on a 13 year old girl IN. MY. LIFE. What the hell? I'm over here with B's and this chick is sporting Like.. FREAKING D'S!
Her chest OFFENDS ME.

Soulja Boy - Came Out The Water

This is so horrible that I don't even know where to begin.....

Uhm, first of all. This is the WORST and SADDEST example of rap music I have seen in awhile. I can just hear Tupac and Biggie crying from their secret hideout in The Netherlands over this fuckery.

Please, please, PLEASE people, STOP TELLING THIS FOOL THAT HE CAN RAP!

This is just..... Oh my god.

Thanks DeAndre, Thanks for setting Blacks back by 30 years. Just.... My gaaaawhdd. I can't, I don't have time, I just...

..... -Pushes everything off desk- I REFUSE! -__-

Round o' Confessions! 1 - 15!

- Confession 1# Whenever my parents would yell at me when I was a child, I would go in my room, find my Teddy bear, and tell it that it was all I needed, and I would be fine.
Lol, I'm sitting next to the same bear. I named it Timmy .__.

- Confession 2# Most my best friends are Asian-Culture Junkies, Gaming nerds, outcasts and are considered "Ugly". People tell me, "Your too pretty to hang out with them". Shit like that is why I get into fights .___.

- Confession 3# I think my mom favors my brother.

- Confession 4#- I'm slightly phallophobic.

- Confession 5# The guy I really like thinks I'm a dumb whore... I don't say anything, but it really hurts..

- Confession 6# I don't pray as much as I should, not because I'm busy or anything, but because I don't feel like I'm worthy of even speaking to God.

- Confession 7# I'm always there for anybody whenever they need someone to talk too... even the person I hate.

- Confession 8# Theres this guy I see in alot of my dreams when I'm asleep, his name is Madison. I'm in love with him, and he doesnt even exist outside my mind.

- Confession 9# I think I'm a complete loser.

- Confession 10# People tell me that I'm extremely pretty. I think I look okay....

- Confession 11# I don't believe I'll live past 30. I don't know why, I just don't think I will.

- Confession 12# I'm challenging the government as soon as I get more power in my hands.

- Confession 13# Every mainstream rapper that has made a positive impact on America has been mysteriously murdered. I honestly believe the government has a role in this....

- Confession 14# I make better friends with guys than I do girls.

- Confession 15# I fucking hate this country.

Thats it for now :DDD

Things That Puzzle Me: Fuck bitches, get money-- What?

The whole, "Fuck bitches, get money" statement that "real niggas" live by.
I mean.... how do you get money from fucking bitches? Is said Bitch dispensing dollar bills from her vagina?
Or is she paying you to fuck her?

Anyone elabrorate on this?

So yeah.. -Taps finger on microphone- Blowsjobs.. Yeah..

(Dont ask what Hipster Pikachu has to do with this post.)

I was talking to a close friend of mine, being the young inexperienced minors we are, we started chatting about sex. He was telling me about this girl he really really liked, and wanted to eat her out.
I laughed and told him, "Why? Do you even have the slightest idea of what goes on down there?!"
He smiled and said, "Yeah I do. But she's clean! And I just want to make her feel good!"
And he asked me, "Like, what are giving blow jobs like? How does it even taste?"
We got into a discussion about it, then he told me, "I'd never let a girl suck my dick, it's disrespectful".

I've heard alot of guys say the exact same thing, and I'm kind of puzzled about it.
How exactly is it disrespectful? Is there something I'm missing? Do Blow Jobs have some secret meaning?
If the girl (or guy o. o) is willing to do it, how is there any disrespect happening?

And theres another thing that puzzles me, I also hear so many guys brag about like,
"Yeahhh, my tongue game is amazing ma :)" (For those who don't understand slang, they're referring to their ability to preform cunnlingus) and yeah, they're apparently pro at eating a chick out and all... some will even say, "Real men eat pussy!" but, then they think blow jobs are disgusting/disrespectful.

I mean, cunnlingus and felatio are both forms of oral sex. And honestly, I find cunnlingus to be more "Disgusting" than felatio . (I mean, seriously dude. DO GUYS EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL GOES ON DOWN THERE?)

I mean, before anyone thinks I'm opinion-bashing, its a basic right to do whatever you want with your body, if you dislike receiving or giving oral sex, its your right as an American citizen to not participate in such acts.
But I'm just confused o___o

The point of diss tracks.... is what exactly?

Alright, so I just watched this video\
Young Jinsu Justin Bieber Diss (Shook Ones Freestyle)

And I'm confused. Exactly, what is the point of dedicating a song just to insult someone?
I mean, I've always found rap disses to be a pretty punk a*s move.

Like I used to like Lil' Kim, I've never heard any of her music, only because She did a song with my favorite Kpop singer Se7en
But when she came up with that rap diss for Nicki Minaj...
I mean, if she hates the chick so much, why exactly didnt she just meet her face to face and tell her exactly what the problem was? I mean, Lil Kim could have camly sat Nicki Minaj down and said.
"Hey Nicki, how you doing? I see the music career is good. I got a little problem we need to discuss. I think that your doing some of the sh*t I just do do back in the 90s girl. Thats alright, but you havent paid me any homage. I mean I probably did inspire that fashion for you, so I just want a little credit. I know how agreviating it is as an artist for your hard work to go unappriciated. So just a little homage and we'll be cool? Kay? iight?"

But NOOOOOO, this chick had to go on with "Black Friday".
.. Just.. Urg, :Lawd. Rappers have too much d*mn pride now days.

And actually, rap disses are so ignorant.
Think about it, the time a person spent coming up with the verses, getting the beats, recording it in the studio, releasing it... ETC.
You could have just had a intelligent conversation with the person they had problems with.

But NOOOOOO. Rap culture has to do sh*t like this.

Justin Bieber Rap Diss
HOT New Rap 2011 - In Our HAARP

I found this hilarious though.

Afroman - whack rappers (disses everbody)

Last question, WHY don't Rock/Pop singers make diss tracks?

Exactly... because it's stupid.

:/

I've just witnessed the most American thing ever...

You might be looking at this thinking,

"What is that?"

BACON. FLAVORED. POPCORN.

..... I can't, I can't. The Government is trying to kill us with High Blood pressure and Diabetes.

Bacon flavore--.. Whaaa? FIRST OF ALL! Bacon can and should only be eaten as strips.

(Or sliced-Ham shaped-- Thank you Canada!)

Second... 

Whooh, I just can't. I can't.

Being an Outcast is bad why? (Character One...)

Are you really that afraid of being an outcast?

I know a boy..
He used to be so kind, he loved playing video games and toying with computers
He loved listening to techno and rock music...
He was so innocent... he loved everyone
regardless of skintone or attitude.
You could have hurt him in the worse way possible..
But if anything happened to you
He would still hug you and tell you it'll be okay...
But of course...
That little boy grew up..

He's a young man now..
Scratch that, he doesnt even deserve the title of a man.
He spends his time chasing hoes
He brags about his sexual prowess every chance he gets
He complains about how he keeps getting hurt
But still messes with aint shit females.
He smokes... he looks up to Wiz Khalifa's smoking habits as a type of goal
He drinks the pain away...

He really doesnt want to do those things.
He's really intelligent and kind...
Somewhere deep in that mind...

Why does he do it?
Fucking rap culture thats why.
So he won't be an outcast
So he won't be alone

Though he'll never be alone, because he'll always have me
Even if he doesnt want me there

Why?
Is selling your soul to a group of people that will never ever be satifisfied with you worth it?
Your self respect is not worth a girl to fuck for the night
Your pride is not worth taking body shots off some hoe
He used to be disgusted by alcohol and weed....

Don't be like him....
Even if you don't know it.
Theres at least one person that loves your true self...
Not that fake ass front you put on just so the uneducated assholes will like you...

Speaking as an outcast...
After awhile... it's not that bad.

Courtney Stodden - We Are America

As a united country, we disown her.