You might be looking at this thinking,
"What is that?"
BACON. FLAVORED. POPCORN.
..... I can't, I can't. The Government is trying to kill us with High Blood pressure and Diabetes.
Bacon flavore--.. Whaaa? FIRST OF ALL! Bacon can and should only be eaten as strips.
(Or sliced-Ham shaped-- Thank you Canada!)
Second...
Whooh, I just can't. I can't.