So yeah.. -Taps finger on microphone- Blowsjobs.. Yeah..

(Dont ask what Hipster Pikachu has to do with this post.)

I was talking to a close friend of mine, being the young inexperienced minors we are, we started chatting about sex. He was telling me about this girl he really really liked, and wanted to eat her out.
I laughed and told him, "Why? Do you even have the slightest idea of what goes on down there?!"
He smiled and said, "Yeah I do. But she's clean! And I just want to make her feel good!"
And he asked me, "Like, what are giving blow jobs like? How does it even taste?"
We got into a discussion about it, then he told me, "I'd never let a girl suck my dick, it's disrespectful".

I've heard alot of guys say the exact same thing, and I'm kind of puzzled about it.
How exactly is it disrespectful? Is there something I'm missing? Do Blow Jobs have some secret meaning?
If the girl (or guy o. o) is willing to do it, how is there any disrespect happening?

And theres another thing that puzzles me, I also hear so many guys brag about like,
"Yeahhh, my tongue game is amazing ma :)" (For those who don't understand slang, they're referring to their ability to preform cunnlingus) and yeah, they're apparently pro at eating a chick out and all... some will even say, "Real men eat pussy!" but, then they think blow jobs are disgusting/disrespectful.

I mean, cunnlingus and felatio are both forms of oral sex. And honestly, I find cunnlingus to be more "Disgusting" than felatio . (I mean, seriously dude. DO GUYS EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL GOES ON DOWN THERE?)

I mean, before anyone thinks I'm opinion-bashing, its a basic right to do whatever you want with your body, if you dislike receiving or giving oral sex, its your right as an American citizen to not participate in such acts.
But I'm just confused o___o

The point of diss tracks.... is what exactly?

Alright, so I just watched this video\
Young Jinsu Justin Bieber Diss (Shook Ones Freestyle)

And I'm confused. Exactly, what is the point of dedicating a song just to insult someone?
I mean, I've always found rap disses to be a pretty punk a*s move.

Like I used to like Lil' Kim, I've never heard any of her music, only because She did a song with my favorite Kpop singer Se7en
But when she came up with that rap diss for Nicki Minaj...
I mean, if she hates the chick so much, why exactly didnt she just meet her face to face and tell her exactly what the problem was? I mean, Lil Kim could have camly sat Nicki Minaj down and said.
"Hey Nicki, how you doing? I see the music career is good. I got a little problem we need to discuss. I think that your doing some of the sh*t I just do do back in the 90s girl. Thats alright, but you havent paid me any homage. I mean I probably did inspire that fashion for you, so I just want a little credit. I know how agreviating it is as an artist for your hard work to go unappriciated. So just a little homage and we'll be cool? Kay? iight?"

But NOOOOOO, this chick had to go on with "Black Friday".
.. Just.. Urg, :Lawd. Rappers have too much d*mn pride now days.

And actually, rap disses are so ignorant.
Think about it, the time a person spent coming up with the verses, getting the beats, recording it in the studio, releasing it... ETC.
You could have just had a intelligent conversation with the person they had problems with.

But NOOOOOO. Rap culture has to do sh*t like this.

Justin Bieber Rap Diss
HOT New Rap 2011 - In Our HAARP

I found this hilarious though.

Afroman - whack rappers (disses everbody)

Last question, WHY don't Rock/Pop singers make diss tracks?

Exactly... because it's stupid.

:/

I've just witnessed the most American thing ever...

You might be looking at this thinking,

"What is that?"

BACON. FLAVORED. POPCORN.

..... I can't, I can't. The Government is trying to kill us with High Blood pressure and Diabetes.

Bacon flavore--.. Whaaa? FIRST OF ALL! Bacon can and should only be eaten as strips.

(Or sliced-Ham shaped-- Thank you Canada!)

Second... 

Whooh, I just can't. I can't.

Being an Outcast is bad why? (Character One...)

Are you really that afraid of being an outcast?

I know a boy..
He used to be so kind, he loved playing video games and toying with computers
He loved listening to techno and rock music...
He was so innocent... he loved everyone
regardless of skintone or attitude.
You could have hurt him in the worse way possible..
But if anything happened to you
He would still hug you and tell you it'll be okay...
But of course...
That little boy grew up..

He's a young man now..
Scratch that, he doesnt even deserve the title of a man.
He spends his time chasing hoes
He brags about his sexual prowess every chance he gets
He complains about how he keeps getting hurt
But still messes with aint shit females.
He smokes... he looks up to Wiz Khalifa's smoking habits as a type of goal
He drinks the pain away...

He really doesnt want to do those things.
He's really intelligent and kind...
Somewhere deep in that mind...

Why does he do it?
Fucking rap culture thats why.
So he won't be an outcast
So he won't be alone

Though he'll never be alone, because he'll always have me
Even if he doesnt want me there

Why?
Is selling your soul to a group of people that will never ever be satifisfied with you worth it?
Your self respect is not worth a girl to fuck for the night
Your pride is not worth taking body shots off some hoe
He used to be disgusted by alcohol and weed....

Don't be like him....
Even if you don't know it.
Theres at least one person that loves your true self...
Not that fake ass front you put on just so the uneducated assholes will like you...

Speaking as an outcast...
After awhile... it's not that bad.

Courtney Stodden - We Are America

As a united country, we disown her.

Single is not a status, here is a new meaning that he just made up. :)

And if your not single, your not strong, you don't enjoy life, and you take bullshit?

I swear, People come up with the dumbest phrases to make themselves feel better when they're single...

(Before ya'll jump on me. There is not a thing wrong with being single. But yeah, face it. Single is a status.)

Usher wants Pippa for-- his new linerge line?

http://clutchmagonline.com/2011/06/royal-ambitions-usher-seeking-out-pippa-middleton-for-lingerie-line/

Dear Usher,
-Pulls out chair-
SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!
Out of all the people, in this entire Earth, You want PIPPA? Pippa MIDDLETON? The Princesses SISTER? (I mean, The Dutchesss of.. whatever-- Either way. Her Sister is a freaking Royal)
To help with your LINGERE LINE?
-Pulls out several chairs-
Yeah, sit your ass down in these too. I just can't deal with you.
I can't... I JUST CAN'T.

No Strings? WELL I'LL BE!

Like give you an STD.

Please keep your tounge in your mouth.

If you take pictures like this:


You need to sit down and reEvaluate your life.

(Cause probably.... YOU AINT SH*T!)

Why do men pride themselves on Dogging women-- correction, Why do "Niggas"....

Oh lawd... iCant, iCant, I rebuke this article in the name of Jesus Christ!

I got bored and went on DailyPiff, you know, that hoodrat website that talks about hoodrat things and gives hoorat advice that only works in the hood.

This article just... Lord Jesus -Facepalm-

Why Do Men Pride Themselves On Dogging Women? (DailyPiff.Net)

That is the most.... hoodrat response. Which is just actually just another conceited African-American male that believe he's the shit for no other reason besides he can use and recycle women with low self esteem, (I mean, Does he have a good job? Is he educated? If your not doing sh*t in your life besides sitting in your house that is unfortunately placed in a bad neighborhood, and you do nothing but let the Government take care of you. You cannot brag about anything, ever, at all.)

And this passage right here, just.... just look.

Just the way it is.  No sense in keeping it bottled up.  Might as well let the women know how men talk.  This is the truth.  This is how n*ggas are.  A b*tch can't control me.  So I voice it.  Why would I not?  To spare a b*tches feelings?

Men talk? Men talk...? MENNNN talk? Excuse me Sir, Real men do not participate in such ignorance, or take pride in it.
Now see, Here is the difference between "Niggas" and "Educated African-American men"
Because trust me, they are not alike. Most the time, any male that goes around referring to himself, or anyone else of his race as a Racial slur, (Such a "Nigga"-- No. Removing the "ER" off "Nigger"and replacing it with an "A" does not make it any less degrading. Cut the bullshit Black America.) Is not worth even giving the time of day to. Not for dating, hell. Not even for a d*mn job application.

Like I was saying...  its simple to tell the difference, look at a website such as "Naked with socks on". (NWSO.net) The Fresh Xpress (Thefreshxpress.com) Very Smart Brothas (Verysmartbrothas.com)
And then look at websites such as Dailypiff.net
........
I'm pretty sure you see my point.

Wait... I think I got off topic, (Like usual....)

Anyway, I'll tel you my theroy on my so many males to this, (But since the article's creator was referring to "Niggas"... I'll just tell you why I think so many African-American males do this...)
Its actually apart of a Slave mentality. Actually people would be surprised how many African-Americans still subconiously have a slave mentalitiy, it's more than just feeling bondaged and hurt...
In slavery days, Slave males-- pretty much had no worth more than their dicks and physical sterength.
Why the part about dick? Slave males were pretty much forced to f*ck with almost every woman that had the ability to bear a child, (I just thought about something, think about the poor slave women.... having to work in the fields while having period cramps... now that takes sertength...) while also being referred to in racial slurs, and pretty much having their self esteem being brought down to nothing.
They apparently might have been taught to believe they were "A nigger, ugly, ignorant...." ETC
But as long as they could impregnate other women-- they had some purpose.
Which of course, over the course of time. They began to take pride in such a thing.....
And.. yep. (I would go on, but I am TIRED....)

And well... thats just my opinion on the article. (And a few other things)
Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong... Goodnigh--.. morning o. -

  

Kpop? You like what? Why?

As many know, I'm into Korean and Japanese (I'm mostly interested in Korean music and Japanese fashion)
But you know..... ratchets, hoodrats and other ignorant Hood characters just can't accept that.

I think one of the most ignorant statements I've heard being made about my interests was,
"She likes that asian music? I think she wants to be Asian or something..."
Actually no, I love being Black, if I had a choice, I wouldnt change my race-- ever.
I'm very proud of my African and Native American roots that I know little to nothing about
But does having Black pride mean I can't admire another culture's ways of Music, Fashion and overall living?
Apparently, yes.

I get the following questions on a daily basis

- Do you hate America? Actually I strongly dislike this country, but Kpop and Japanese fashion has nothing to do with it, but this is another post for another day
- Do you think Asians are better?
- Why do you like Asian guys? Black guys arent good enough for you?
- But you don't even know what they're saying. (Its called going to google, and searching the English lyrics idiot. It's simple, go to google and type "Big Bang  Until Whenever English lyrics. Its freaking simple!)


Some of them are good questions, but most the time people have such a needless attitude when asking-- which pisses me off. I don't mind you asking, "Can you understand what they are saying?" If you do ask, I will kindly tell you, "No, I just google the lyrics". But if you say something along the lines of, "Dude, you don't even know what they're saying anyway." I'm most likely going to get annoyed.

And heres the 1# question, why do you like Kpop? (Korean Pop)
And my answer is: It's way different than most American music, the lyrics usually have more emotion and meaning, which helps make it more easy to relate too. I mean, we've all heard that, "All he did was hurt me, I did everything for him" line, But alot of the time Kpop goes into more detail, like, telling about all the things the Broken Hearted girl did just to make him happy, even the tiny things. Which helps build more sympathy for the artist when it's revealed how they were hurt. )

And then I really hate when people say,
"Your the only non asian who likes it"
Actually, no. Korean girl group is making their U.S Debut with the help of Black Eyed Peas "Will. I. Am."
why? Such popularity in America. Kpop fans are of all races and shades.
(Hell. Most the Kpop fans I know arent even Asian)

but -sigh- I'm tired now. Goodnight.

[M/V] T.O.P - Turn It Up [HD]

He just radiates sex and barely shows any skin...

Explain to me why people don't follow his example?

List of Celebrities I'd smash.

- Taeyang

- TOP

- G-Dragon

- Trey Songz

- Tyler The Creator

- Seungri

- Legacy (New Boyz)

- Miguel Montel

- Se7en

- Big Time Rush

- Bow Wow

- Bruno Mars

-  Lloyd

-  Lupe Fiasco

- Aaron Fresh

- Jason Derulo

- Jesse McCartney

Other celebrities that I'm too lazy to add images too. o3o

- Mika

- Bryan Breeding (Audio, formerly known as B5)

- Richy Nix

- Julian Casblancas

- Big Shawn

- Andy Sixx

- Justin Bieber

And thats it. o_o

Currently Trending: Couple wearing matching Jordans, Snapbacks or Jerseys

I've seen this all over the internet........ And I just felt the need to speak on this, because people are taking it a little too far. 

If you have a Tumblr, Twitter and or Facebook. And are under the age of 23. You've seen this picture.

COUPLE WEARING MATCHING JORDANS, JERSEY'S AND OR SNAPBACKS.

When I first saw the pictures, I was like "Awwwww. Its so cute!" but it's just gotten too popular with Hoodrats and Ratchets.

I'm starting to go on Facebook and seeing these ghetto ass couples taking ghetto ass pictures with their ratchet ass pre-2006 camera phones. I mean.... Dude. Really..

But thats not the part that annoys me, the part that bothers me is how people are loosing money out of this shit!

Example: A friend of mine, and her boyfriend went out and bought Matching jordans, jersies and snapbacks just to take a damn picture right?

The total came to about 400$.

They broke up 3 days later.

She burned the clothing.

See. SEE. Gotten out of hand!

(Okay if you've notice by now I'm just overreacting. Just go along with it...)

Soulja boy.. We're going to need you to SIT YO' ASS DOWN.

Topic of today's rant: Soulja Boy

I am sick and tired of black people using the "It's the White man's fault!" metaphor just to excuse their own lazyness. Its 2011. The African-American race could take over America if we wanted too, the problem? Half of us still have the mindset of slaves, therefore. The only people holding us back is ourselves.

If we could only act like we're a race, instead of segregating each other by Skintone.

Hell! Lets get the Hispanics involved with this revolt! They've been put down also!

... Oh, day dreaming about a peaceful nation-- Like I was originally saying. Yo. DeAndre.

WE. DON'T. HAVE. TIME. FOR. THIS.

Posting a uneducated rant on Facebook has done literally nothing but made me question your intelligence even more.

 And then he posted this shortly after.

 Really? "We must take a stand". Tha' fuck? What the hell is this asshat doing to help the African-American race? Nothing but making us look like a bunch of coons. I mean, he could at least give back to charity, or help a African-American community in hardship. But lets be real, he's just going to attempt to be deep on Social networks and write his bullshit music.

I am through with this coonery! .___.

 (And before anyone gets their tits in a knot. Yes, if he's actually planning to help the African-American community. Good for him, But people don't have time for empty statements).

Judgmental Christians

Let me start off by saying this.

Just because you have read the bible from front to back, does not mean you are more important, or better than a Christian who has only read Genesis, Esther, or "The chapters with Jesus".

I think this needs to be said again.

Just because you have read the bible from front to back, does not mean you are more important, or better than a Christian who has only read Genesis, Esther, or "The chapters with Jesus".

Because I'm going to have to become a sinner in a moment on these JUDGMENTAL CHRISTIANS.

Oh know, its not just the older folks. Its the young ones too. Now I fully encourage anyone and everyone to read the bible, even if you are not Christian, and do not believe in the existence of Jesus, there is alot of things in the Bible that can help you lead a less-stressful life.

I haven't even read half of the bible, and these freaking self-proclaimed Super Christians believe they are better, or more important than me JUST because they have read every single page in the Old Testimate, AND New Testimate.

And I find it just completely idiotic.

I am a highly knowledgeable, open-minded, intelligent person, (Not meaning to sound conceited) and honestly...(Forgive me for name calling, lord)

But I am fed up with these ignorant "I only sleep, breathe and eat Rap culture", Big headed, Nosy, Judgmental, Ghetto, uninformative teenage Christians thinking they know everything about the word JUST because they've read the old testimate.

I have a friend of mine, I love him to death, but he is a total close-minded moron.

This dude, he will believe almost anything a less-than-honorable rapper tells him, smokes pot, will have sex with any girl, and drinks himself until drunk.

Thinks he is the greatest human alive because he's read the entire Bible.

And then has the nerve to lecture me on my wrong doings. REALLY?

But then, will also pressure me into smoking, drinking and acting like a whore.

Ignorant things like this is honestly why 60% (And I think I've estimated too low) of Agnostics/Atheists think that Christians are just insane.

Alot of the time, it has nothing to do with our belief in a God. Its because 50% of Christians act like they do not sin, or never have sinned, ONLY because they read the bible, and act like they're God.

I mean, I'm all for being confident in God, and showing the world that you are.

But you cannot just force religion on someone, you can influence them.

Shoving a bible down a non-believer's throat and screaming, "The power of Christ compels you!"

Is not going to solve anything.

-Sigh-

I'm done here... Its 6:16am, my throat hurts. and I am TIRED.

Chris Brown Vs. Tyler, The Creator

I think Tyler deserves the title of #RoastGod. Because that was funny as hell!

Find the mistake!

The whole thing looks like a mistake in my opinion..

He's no fool!

-Blink- I can't even.....

I tried to translate this, the best I could come up with is "To argue with a fool, proves that I am too. I'm not a fool!"

I dunno, I find this statement pretty complicated due to lack of sleep.. :/